We return to find Micah fishing in Oasis Springs.
Micah hated the new house. The lighting was all wrong. The girls just rubbed their bellies and whined about how fat they were.
In the very poorly lit house, Yuki and Candy have both gone into labor.
So, after Yuki had her baby, but before Candy (don’t ask how that got screwed up), the house got switched out.
Just in time for our personal holiday!
Micah woo’d and he hoo’d those poor girls to death.
We quickly realize that the house doesn’t have a bathroom…and only one bed. Both girls woohoo’d until they peed themselves before going back for more.
Neither are doing very well, but we don’t care. If they haven’t dropped, they haven’t woohoo’d enough!
Well, it was only a matter of time, right? As you can see, Yuki is in a bathroom, which means they got a new house!
Candy and Yuki each take turns telling Micah the “good” news.
I think he’s happy.
Angelfish is clingy. Mom is Yuki
Blowfish is Independent. Mom is Candy.
Micah and Yuki start in on the potty training. They were forced to stay right here until level 2.
Angelfish and Blowfish get their makeovers and continue on until level 3.
Yuki: Ugh, I can’t believe we got knocked up again.
Candy: I have a whole new mess of joke material to write because of this.
Lots of skilling. On short lifespan, they might only be able to be happy toddlers.
Micah went to Bella Goth’s birthday and the family followed along. The kids took a nap on the sidewalk before their mothers took them home to bed.
It’s almost birthday time. Yuki and Candy spend their free time teaching the two to talk.
They then use the doll house to get to imagination 3 and then watch toddler videos.
Angelfish got hot and Yuki was quick to change her into her summer clothing.
They both got home from work and went into labor.
It was another boy for Candy and another girl for Yuki.
Stephan set himself on fire and just stood there.
Stephan: It’s not like I can die again, duh.
Micah tried to convince the girls to get closer to help him, but they ran for toddlers and escaped. Then the sprinkler system turned on.
Stephan is happy that he is no longer on fire. He sticks around for some food and the birthdays.
Clownfish is Inquisitive – Candy’s hair and eyes.
Dragonfish – Silly – Yuki’s eyes.
Candy has been having a lot of trouble lately. She can never find a bed, a toilet, or anything to eat. She wonders why no one else is having this problem.
Meanwhile, Micah is having his own issues. Why is everyone shouting forbidden words?
Micah made the satellite today and upgraded the simray.
So far, the youngest kids just don’t capture anyone attention. They fend for themselves up in the toddler room.
$20,000 in rare seed packets, Micah completed his magic bean collection andwas able to buy the magic bean stump.
After watering it, it became huge. He has no clue what it does and he has no interest in finding out. That’s why he has all those kids running amok.
Nicholas stops by and Micah finds out he’s going to have a little brother or sister.
Harvestfest has arrived! Blowfish and Yuki had no trouble with the gnomes.
This is the face a young girl makes when you do not appease the gnomes.
You then get electrocuted not once, not twice, but three times in a row.
4th time’s the charm though.
The kids soon find out that the adult table is in full swing, but they forgot to put out the kid table.
Blowfish finds his baby brother and they chat over their turkey dinner.
Yuki: I am really bored. All we do is go to work and that’s it.
Candy: Let’s go out tonight!
Candy: At the bottom of this glass is much fun.
Yuki: There are men all over the place here. Let’s get one or two!
Candy: Eww, they are all old!
Yuki: So what, as long as they have money, we can woohoo them to death.
Terrance: What the hell?
Terrance: Ladies, this is a bar. We don’t allow children here.
Candy: Oh, they won’t be any trouble. I promise.
Angelfish: Yeah, no trouble at all buster. Now stop looking at me.
Angelfish is actually creative, you just can’t tell.
Blowfish: Ang, we’re supposed to be here keeping our mom’s out of trouble. You’re gonna get us kicked out with your stupid bad attitude. Just smile and look stupid.
Blowfish is a genius.
Angelfish: Stop looking at me, pervert, or I’ll gouge your eyes out.
Pervert, I mean Jake: Shut up, brat. I’m trying to get my wife’s attention not yours.
The kids wander off to dance while they watch their mother’s get more and more drunk.